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Fifi's Joy Maiden Services

Hi, and welcome to my page!

I'm Fifi, 12, joy maiden extraordinaire, professional cuddler and happiness giver! I'm super duper sweet, nice and helpful, and I'm here to listen and help in any way I can!

Sometimes I get carried away and get into trouble, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna be the best joy maiden out there, y'know? ;)

I'm an apprentice joy maiden so I'm still learning, but I'm doing my best to make people happy! I'm so glad to be a joy maiden. We get to bring real smiles to people's faces all day long. Whenever we detect sadness, stress or anxiety, we're there to bring a cheer! How exactly we do what we do, that's all a secret, but we've got some real handy tools to help us create smiles.


Here's me at our super secret moon base! This is where all joy maidens live, work and study.

They teach us all sorts of tricks here! For example, how to sense another person's feelings as if they were your own. That's the most important skill of a joy maiden, apart from teleporting of course. Oh yeah, we can do that too... but I can't tell you how. (They told me that the tech was propriproterry or something... Idk what it means :/)

Sometimes people ask me if we're some kind of cult... I mean, we don't have any crazy beliefs or anything. I guess you could call it a secret order? But only because not everyone can just waltz in and become a joy maiden. You have to be chosen. Joy maidens are usually recruited as young girls who are going through trauma or hardship... just like I was. That was about a year ago now. I don't wanna go into too much detail, but I was being neglected by my family... until I met a joy maiden named Hannah. She showed me what true comfort felt like, and since then, I found a loving new family among the joy maidens... We're all there for each other just like we are for our 'clients'.

Oh, and everyone calls me Fifi, although my full joy maiden name is Finja Friedenherz. It's pretty, isn't it? That's the name they gave me when I was initiated. Before that, my name was Marigold, but nobody calls me that anymore. I prefer my new name, too.

So anyways, if you're ever feeling down or like you need someone to talk to, just reach out, okay? Or wait for one of our sadness detectors to pick you up! Then we'll be there in no time.

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